I. Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
II. Father to son after exam:- "let me see your report card''.
Son:- "My friend just borrowed it . He wants to scare his parents".
III. Interviewer to Milionaire:- "To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire" ?
Millionaire:- "I owe everything to my wife".
Interviewer:- "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her" ?
Millionaire:- " Billionaire".
IV. Wife: Honey what are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing ?!! U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
V. A girl was out with her boy friend ‘a boy she shouldn’t be out with’
so she says to him:- I want you to tell me something that will make my heart stop.
So he says:- your brothers behind us.
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